NOT NOW DARLING
by Ray Cooney

Directed by Mike Crowley

AUDITIONS
Monday, March 19, 7:00 p.m.
Tuesday, March 20, 7:00 p.m.

Characters (5 men/ 6 women)

Arnold Crouch: Male 30s-50s, lead

Gilbert Bodley: Male 30's-50s, lead

Janie McMichael: Female 30s-40s supporting, Gilbert's attractive mistress. 

Maude Bodley: Female 30s-50s supporting, Gilbert's wife

Harry McMichael: Male 30-50 supporting (mobster type husband of Gilbert's mistress)

Sue Lawson: Female 20-25 (Harry's mistress and very attractive secretary)

Miss Tipdate: Female 20s-35 supporting (secretary to Bodley)

Commander Frencham: Male 40-60 supporting (customer)

Mrs. Frencham: Female 40-60 supporting (customer)

Mr. Lawson: Male 25-35 supporting (husband of Harry's mistress)

Miss Wittingham: Female 25-45, cameo

Setting: The exclusive London fur salon of Bodley and Crouch

Synopsis: Well meaning, but somewhat bumbling, Crouch struggles to keep things on an even keel despite the energetic philandering of his partner, Bodley. Boldley is trying to secure the affections of his latest would-be mistress by "selling" her husband an expensive mink fur coat for a fraction of its real worth. Crouch is saddled with the task of consummating the sale with a straight face. But, as luck would have it, the husband seizes the bargain coat as the perfect gift for his own mistress-whereupon the complications expand uproariously, with poor Crouch caught in the middle. 
Suspicious wifes, mistaken identities, scantily clad girls clapped hurriedly into closets and a continuous barrage of rapid fire jokes all become part of the hillarious doings, as the action of the play bubbles along merrily right up to the final curtain when , miraculously and to the great releif of all concerned, everything somehow manages to work out as it should.

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